Jen is getting some sewing done on a Saturday afternoon and Trey is in charge of the nugget.  Trey enters Jen’s office with what appears to be a perfectly content child.

TREY: Are you about ready to take her?
JEN: Why?  Is she getting fussy?
TREY (not making eye contact): Yeah, kind of.
JEN: She doesn’t look fussy.
At this point, Jen notices the blue wet diaper indicator.
JEN: Did she pee?
TREY: I think she reverse peed. [insert Jen confused look here followed by a long pause]  I call that poop.

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